bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015

bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010

cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011