Bum Drum

A game where two guys put a drumstick up their asses and fight with them. The first to have their drum stick fall out gets it wiped under their nose.

This game was shown in the movie Dirty Sanchez.

*2 Guys play a game of bum drum*
*Guy 1 Wins!*
Guy 1: Muhahahaha, i win
*Whipes shitty drum stick under guy 2's nose*
Guy 2: Oh Shit, that's horrible

by Derek Troke October 26, 2007

horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 07, 2005

Bum Jumish

Originated in the early 2000's, Bum Jum was a show of stupidity, and stuff. Bum Jumish is a word to define anything remotly stupid or in any way related to Bum Jum or Starbucks.

That dude is so Bum Jumish/this coffee is so Bum Jumish

by Cat House Productions June 01, 2004

Dumb bum

To be as stupid as an ass, clueless, or to be an ugly mong and another word for Dumb ass.

Nathan "shut up"
Chastaaza" Dumb bum go suck ya mum"
Nathan "😭😪"

by Zheizhei August 24, 2018

bum puddle

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.

After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.

by DJ Molar 5 August 17, 2011

Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 05, 2013

Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005