bar-b-chop

A mixture of ketchup and bbq sauce, usually ate with chicken strips/fish sticks/all other meat products you can find in your school cafeteria.

Created by Allen Dillard.

Alren:"fuck ketchup I want me some bar-b-chop!"
Kelsi:"yeah bar-b-chop makes everything taste better"

by chanelkawaii May 30, 2008

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018

Bar skank stank

The smell of a girl who is at the bar every night of the week. Like she took a shit and didn’t wipe.

I was about to go smash the girl at the end of the bar but she had that bar skank stank.

by Daddy walker March 16, 2023

Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021