Old Man bar

A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.

My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.

by vonratt March 19, 2014

Bar skank stank

The smell of a girl who is at the bar every night of the week. Like she took a shit and didn’t wipe.

I was about to go smash the girl at the end of the bar but she had that bar skank stank.

by Daddy walker March 16, 2023

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018

Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

Monkey in a bush bar

Gay bar

Oh I get why there are no women here. This is a monkey in a bush bar.

by RumpRider May 11, 2022

Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

bar-b-chop

A mixture of ketchup and bbq sauce, usually ate with chicken strips/fish sticks/all other meat products you can find in your school cafeteria.

Created by Allen Dillard.

Alren:"fuck ketchup I want me some bar-b-chop!"
Kelsi:"yeah bar-b-chop makes everything taste better"

by chanelkawaii May 30, 2008