by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025
Get the Ankle Banking mug.When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
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An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
Get the The Dogs Were Barking mug.WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH
by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011
Get the SPANKING AND BANKING mug.Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".
Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
by Magaletso October 17, 2012
Get the Shit and fell back in it mug.To erase so it appears as following events never occurred. Commonly used on Facebook by deleting comments in a thread.
Edward and Alec were arguing over my profile picture on Facebook. It was so embarrassing I told them I'm men in blacking their comments.
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