Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
Get the alley baconmug. To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.
Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!
Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!
Alternately
Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!
Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!
Alternately
Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!
by Chashmonit December 24, 2010
Get the Framed with Baconmug. yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
Get the hangin' baconsmug. by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
Get the long baconmug. Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
Get the Baconingmug. 
You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
Get the Canadian Baconatormug.