American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

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American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

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A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.

" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"

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The feeling on has when he eats well beyond the point of satiation. In order to be properly "American Full" one must have some degree of regret.

I ate too much. I'm not just full, I'm American Full.

American Full by iansh December 30, 2011

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Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

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Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.

Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.

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When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

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