Scab Nerd

Stereotypical nerd; one viewed as greasy, unhygienic, or straight up fucking gross.
World of Warcraft player, lvl 2 and above Dungeons and Dragons player

"Look at those 'scab nerds' walking into that cyber cafe."

"Daddy, what will happen when all the scab-nerds disappear? "

by FranklinsTower January 16, 2009

nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018

Nerd fishing

The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.

Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"

Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"

Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"

Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"

by Fattyeggroll January 24, 2011

i nerd

a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you

"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"

by o to the l to the w May 6, 2010

massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho

“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”

by Blimmi August 7, 2023

Stat Nerd

Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.

Me.

I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.

by statnerd May 5, 2010

nerd butt

When the calibre of nerdy is matched by the size of butt, commonly seen in cargo pants. Often easily identifies a nerd by the size of butt in higher worn pants.

Wow, Sean has a big nerd butt going on!

by scotupper January 25, 2012