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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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Zombie

Typically a dead human (although can be other creatures) who is reanimated as a flesh-eating horror Mofo, whose sole purpose is to kill, eat and zombify living humans. Fans of Glasgow football team Ranger FC are nicknamed “The Zombies” as their football club went bust but the team re-emerged in 2012, from the dead as such.
Hey, Anton, did you see those Zombies at the football. Oh, man, that was a close shave, they nearly ate my GF, and not the good parts!
by jamessymac April 6, 2022
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Zombie

A person who looks and acts stupid named kalel
That my friend zombie, that means kalel
by Maydollas November 8, 2021
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Zombie

A dating term for when a person comes back from the “dead” (long silence), unlike being ghosted when they don’t come back at all.
He totally didn’t reply to my text for two weeks and then zombied me with a “hey what’s up”.
by Joy&Jeff November 14, 2021
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
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LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.
Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021
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Zombie

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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