The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the Co-Parent-In-Law Zonedmug. This major term is made up of 2 similar terms
Loiter + Friend Zone.Pulled out of Dictionary.com, Loiter means - “to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place“ The background of this major term is made up by a young prophecy of BMX, who is yet to come to the Olympics.
You guys are best friends but the relationship isnt gonna move and you now enter a zone far deeper then the friend zone; hence the loiter zone
Loiter + Friend Zone.Pulled out of Dictionary.com, Loiter means - “to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place“ The background of this major term is made up by a young prophecy of BMX, who is yet to come to the Olympics.
You guys are best friends but the relationship isnt gonna move and you now enter a zone far deeper then the friend zone; hence the loiter zone
Girl 2: “OMG! You guys are actually soo cute!” (Indicating Girl 1 and Guy 1”
Girl 1: “We are best friends”
Guy 1: “Can we be more?”
Girl 1: “Mega best friends?”
Guy 2: “CUNT, Your in the loiter zone”
Girl 1: “We are best friends”
Guy 1: “Can we be more?”
Girl 1: “Mega best friends?”
Guy 2: “CUNT, Your in the loiter zone”
by NotTheRealLachieKelly January 23, 2019
Get the Loiter Zonemug. 1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.
by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008
Get the Bogus Dude Jam Zonemug. "The Bone Zone" is a term used by people with the last name Bone. this phrase is used to declare victory in situations that are contradicting to an actual victory.
example.. fist-name Bone: "LETS GOOOO!! MY TRUCK CAME BACK TODAY!! WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONEEE!!" functioning human: yo... that's not a bone zone moment. your truck came back broken..
by zeeimu August 24, 2022
Get the The Bone Zonemug. The friend zone also defined as "FUCKING HELL. WORSE THAN SCHOOL. When your crush rejects you and you have to live with the awkwardness for the rest of your puny life. LITERAL FUCKING HELL."
Friend:I have to go to school/hell tomorrow. Friend 2: FUCKING JARED THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRIENDZONE YOU IDIOT! Friend: geez never though that the friend zone would be so bad. Friend 2: YOU CUUNNTTT.
by DEMONITIZEDZ November 30, 2018
Get the Friend zonemug. by AvatarOfSlack February 29, 2024
Get the crinkle zonemug. Dulles Detention Zone (noun):
A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall
A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall
I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone
by HeloPilot March 9, 2025
Get the Dulles Detention Zonemug.