Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

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Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

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Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.

Turkey bacon sex is an idiot.

by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011

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gay turkey vulture

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

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Poop Turkey

a term used to describe the feeling of deja vu when it's not the first time you've had deja vu for that particular thing. it's like double, or triple deja vu.

"I totally just had poop turkey"

by Kyle/brittany January 18, 2010

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