Oil turd

Someone who thinks they deserve more than their worth

Jimmy is an oil turd

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

Wordness to the Turdness

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

trump turd

A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.

Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.

by SD Nomderb September 5, 2022

turd whirler

A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!

"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"

by FMaye November 27, 2022