Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
Get the Don't Touch The Poopmug. by shooth1 July 20, 2024
Get the touch me again and see what happenmug. Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯
I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.
by JStayHumble July 13, 2019
Get the Tootsie touchmug. by JohanJohan July 31, 2017
Get the The Dutch Touchmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.mug. by Bakarra December 4, 2014
Get the Gods touchmug. by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
Get the Satan's touchmug.