A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 10, 2024
when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment January 29, 2018
A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 06, 2016
This toilet soup is delicious!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
Another way to say "skibidi toilet" without saying the skibidi.
Commonly used in a discord server that doesn't allow to say it
(Aka the TCU discord server)
Commonly used in a discord server that doesn't allow to say it
(Aka the TCU discord server)
Discord member 1: yo i got into the culag because of saying toilet trend bruh
Discord member 2: damn that's crazy
Discord member 2: damn that's crazy
by Janky jynx November 23, 2023
To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024
by J-Dizzle shit pants February 08, 2014