The Kentucky Thumb

The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".

Her: STOP! QUICK! Give me the Kentucky Thumb! . . . I just got my period.

by FlipAma June 2, 2021

Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

kentucky thumb

Sexual act involving one person just jamming a thumb into any hole in their partner

Last night gave his old lady the kentucky thumb.

by Brutalbuckeye May 20, 2021

One for the Thumb

The fifth person on one's list of sexual partners.

1: Hey dude what happened to you last night?

2: Oh dude, I got one for the thumb.

1: Awesome, bro!

by Pittsburghlady September 19, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

The act of taking one's thumb and jamming it in a bloody, gaping, hole and/or skin flaps.

I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.

by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.

After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.

by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021