taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018
Get the good morning & god blessmug. That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
by Dundur July 21, 2017
Get the Morning-scrollmug. rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
Get the rock eating balls at 3am in the morningmug. Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.
by foodboy96 October 28, 2023
Get the Sunday morning flumug. When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
Get the The Monday Morningmug. The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
Get the Morning Marmalademug. by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023
Get the Five Mornings at Freddy’smug.