squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

Dushe n' Flush

Dushe n' Flush is the action of ditching a woman after dusheing her.

Guy 1: Yo man! How'd your date go last night?

Guy 2: Dude it wasn't a date. I just dushed n' flushed her.

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Guy 1: So are you actually going to get serious with this girl?

Guy 2: Of course not! I'm just going to dushe n' flush her like all the other girls I've been with.

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One Night Stand , Splurge and Plurge , Hit it and Quit it , Dushe

by AlexCunningMan June 24, 2016

Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

by slapnsniff December 3, 2009

Tape n' Bate

The act of masturbation while filming, and or directing a pornography film.

Video reads: Big Cocked Jew Rails Slutty Wife As Gay Son *Tapes and Bates*

Horny man: "Ohhh the 'ol Tape n' Bate! Better watch this video!"

by I am unknown to UD May 28, 2011

12-n-6in' it

When you drive and masterbate at the same time.

So i was 12-n-6in' it the other day when this old man came up to my car and asked if he could see a little more.

by Jon Craw December 29, 2006

Rock 'n Roll

The phenomenon which began in the 50's with the combination of rhythm and blues, country music, and gospel. It was pioneered by Chuck Berry, transformed by The Beatles, hardened by Led Zeppelin and AC/DC, and through the course of the 70's evolved into the pinnacle of musical glory.

Since then, it has lost the "Roll" and degenerated into "Rock" a generic term for all manners of crappy, modern, guitar driven music that has nothing to do with the messages, anthems, and ideals of old. Rather than professing a belief in the "Livin' easy, livin' free" lifestyle professed by AC/DC and their contemporaries, "Rock" now aims to piss and moan as much as possible whilst backed by horrible, rehashed guitar and pre-pubescent vocals about slutty girlfriends and cannabis.

Rock and Roll is not just a genre of music. Beyond that, it is a philosophy, attitude, and way of life. The purpose of Rock 'n Roll as opposed to other types of music, is to rebel. True Rock asserts that we need to stick it to The Man and Rage against The Machine (see The Man, see also The Machine). Rock and Roll is a way to disent The Establishment, and somewhere along the line we forgot that. Some believe that all you need to rock is righteous outrage, when in fact you also need talent and inspiration.

Rock 'n Roll isn't dead. It's just that it's going through a dry-spell.
Besides, it won't be dead until there are none left willing to Stick it to The Man.

Wearing a pink shirt is the most un-Rock 'n Roll thing you can do.

Those who hate Rock 'n Roll hate living and, indeed, life itself.

by if(you=="pinkShirt"){useShotgun=true;} October 19, 2005

jimmy (n)

Can be used in place of a condom.

"probably should've used a Jimmy, probably should've never met her" - Three Six Mafia, "Baby Mama"

by brittany March 10, 2004