The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. Someone who can shug jack Daniels, smoke fat blunts allday, and party hard like a machine I mean hard like Charlie Sheen, jim Morrison, and jimi hendrix, etc.
Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.
by Scuba Steve dude December 21, 2013
Get the Party Machinemug. A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
Get the Blyat Machinemug. by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024
Get the Green machinemug. A weight "lifiting" apparatus that is not among the free weights, typically involving some form of pulley mechanism
"Theres Joe using the faggot machines again not even touching the free weights"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"
by Sir Squat August 6, 2023
Get the Faggot Machinemug. a common colloquialism for an impact wrench. An onomatopoeia, derived from the sound that pneumatically powered impact wrenches make when a sufficient rotational resistance is met, triggering the whirring and clicking (jiga-jiga) sound of the internal hammering mechanism.
by draco_mask March 8, 2024
Get the jiga-jiga machinemug. Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
by lizbird July 31, 2017
Get the Chencing Machinemug.