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january canada

what we call my friend
me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd
by korrodednutz October 28, 2021
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canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
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Gloucester (CANADA)

Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.
Ay bro im trynna get to Gloucester (CANADA). "what you trynna get? crack, e, blow, dro, oxy?"
by gloucester born n raised January 3, 2012
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Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."
Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.
!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!
by cl8^P February 8, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
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New prime minister of Canada

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"
by dasasasasdas December 8, 2020
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