Jordans

Slang for semen.

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.

by D.Will83 June 15, 2021

jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋

"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."

by ftfyvuvibij April 9, 2022

Jordan

Huge dick. But takes penis enlargement pills

JORDAN HAS FAT DICK

by Jfosnw December 1, 2021

jordan

that nigga is dumb

theres jordan always got them big ass pants

by chase muse September 15, 2023

Jordan

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

-ian

Jordan is adorable

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024