When you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a Japanese whaling vessel, as seen on Whale Wars.
Dude 1: Did you see that episode of Whale Wars when the captain got shot?
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
by Smiggie Balls March 3, 2010
Get the Fake Shotmug. Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.
by Domo😘 June 9, 2020
Get the FAKE FRIEND DAYmug. A fake indie lover enjoys and promotes as the end all and be all of indie: Mumford and sons, the 1975, Lana Del ray, arctic monkey, the use of emojis, especially ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚😩, genuinely enjoys popular page vines including Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Brandon Bowen, Lance210, kianlawl etc, takes snapchat stories instead of enjoying the moment, wears a choker, uses the phrases: savage, doe, rt. has more followers than following on their friends only, loves tumblr, doesn't like facebook, flirts with the monkey emojis, claims to be indie, wants matching infinity tattoos with their bff, likes minions, sings along to train, gets genuinely shocked when they find out someone else listens to a semi unpopular artist, "I started that trend"
"People don't know what real music is these days. The weekend is what real music is🙊 I discovered them before anybody while I was wearing my choker and my flannel tied around my waist" -a fake indie lover
"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover
"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover
by n0tAfakeINDIElover October 6, 2015
Get the Fake Indie Lovermug. The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Get the fake weather predictionmug. A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the fake ass presidentmug. We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021
Get the fake news conferencemug. The kind of situations that are invented to add more drama to real world problems that are on the surface ridiculous when compared to even First World Problems.
"Can you believe I had to drive back home to bring my son his dress clothes for Wednesday mass at school because they don't let children wear shorts on that day? Even though they can on Sundays?"
Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"
Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"
by LittleDuke May 23, 2016
Get the fake world problemmug.