Urban Dicks

People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.

The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".

by cheezwiz123 May 2, 2011

dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

whisper dick

A man with a small penis.

That Whisper dick just pissed all over his own balls.

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'

1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."

by Striker June 25, 2004