Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

by Bachmelle February 5, 2010

Canada's History

See epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...

by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Gulf Of Canada

sheets of small pockets of ice commonly referred to as golf that canadians use in the winter for skating or hockey tournaments

let’s settle our game at the gulf of canada

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.

Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.

by badassmotherf February 5, 2010

Canada

A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too

Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense

by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.

To name a magazine Canada's History would be more explicit than The Beaver.

by colbertnation! February 5, 2010