Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats

sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

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Mahopac Academy

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.

"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"

by Mahopachellhole April 16, 2020

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Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.

“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”

by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019

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