Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

Off That Crack

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

by MeanChinese January 11, 2020

crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner

"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"

by Cringe nation November 25, 2015

Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

chris crack

crack is a rapper from Chicago's westside known for his music and eccentric sense of life

joe, chris crack cool but he a weirdo in real life.

by longfellow cusack December 10, 2018