speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

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G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

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Star-tard

A person who believes in astrology.

Kevin: so what happened with you and that girl Emma?
Steve: She was pretty hot, but I had to ghost her after she wouldn’t stop talking about astrology on our date; she was a total star-tard.

by Star-yard hater69 November 23, 2021

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Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.

Most american Christians are Christ-tards.

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

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Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023

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