white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

Tree bark Donut

When you go to 7-11 and buy whatever donut looks good.

"Oh darn I purchased a Tree bark Donut."

"This donut tastes like tree bark."

by Ricky Dump March 1, 2009

Big Tree Mentality

That smell when you first step outside in the morning and that fresh dew and brisk air hit you.

"I hit that Big Tree Mentality early this morning"

by Fleckles June 14, 2020

human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013

arbo-tree-ist

w made up this word, similar to the word which is its predecessor, arbolist.

somebody who knows about trees, derivitive perhaps from the original: arborist.

dick cheney told me i was the leader of the nation so i think i'll make up a word about trees. when one already exists.

by sherry November 6, 2004

tree fitty

3:50 a.m. or p.m.

What time is it?
The time is 3:50 in the morning.

by Chelsea February 12, 2004