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meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021
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Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.
I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.
by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014
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the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina
homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
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Stink Meat

A low-grade "beef" that is typically accompanied by a distinct odor. "Beef" may or may not be actual beef. Typically served at fast food restaurants.
That burger I had at Cheeseburger Bobby's contained a vague smell of something like a rat that was pulled out of a sewer, and tasted a bit off. Guess they are serving stink meat.
by BurntZorro December 5, 2011
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meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".
" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
by Constanntina August 27, 2022
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Meat Rivet

She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"
by KiLZiL December 5, 2017
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