clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

clam bun

A man bun on a super butch lesbian.

That fat dyke is totally rocking a clam bun

by Vebonay July 1, 2017

Clam-sliver

A small section of pussy

My husband lifted my tight skirt and exposed my Clam-sliver.

by Pinky09 February 20, 2024

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff

“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”

by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023

Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014