A person who has become familiar with many types of memes, vines, Reddit stories and posts, and comedy skits that have most likely been animated to. Meme Children are usually socially awkward, not very popular, funny and/or weird people. Some people can take it too far, so watch out for them.
by BiFallenAngel01 February 9, 2019
Get the Meme Childmug. 
by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016
Get the Starter-Childmug. It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
Get the baby man childmug. 
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
Get the phantom childmug.