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A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.
"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."

"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
STONER by User4 August 19, 2004
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Stonededed 

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it... It is acceptable to add 'ed's to the ending of 'stonededed' to show the multiplication in severity of actually how stoned you were.

Ex: Stonededededed- Retardedly Stoned.
Dude last night i was so stonededed... i don't even know where the hell we were!......do we have anymore food left over?
Stonededed by Robert Minondo February 8, 2008

sydney stone 

A super sexy girl who has an amazing ass. Her ass is really big and juicy and you just want to grab it every time you see it in yoga pants. She also has nice boobs and is nicer than people think she is
The girl in your school that has a bodacious ass that you want to penetrate that is named sydney stone
sydney stone by the man123456789 October 9, 2013

Marjory Stoneman Douglas 

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.
friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas
me: “i keep you in my prayers”
your a stoner if you no how to eat ramen noodles without cooking it. you open the package then take the seasoning and spread across block of noodles and then give it a tap on the back and the crunch and munch.
wow your such a stoner you know how to eat noodles without cooking it.

Stoner Rap 

A sub-genre of rap music that emphasizes marijuana drug culture. Generally more mellow sounding than other rap types.
Stoner Rap
Dr. Dre "The Chronic"
Wiz Khalifa and Curren$y "How Fly"
Wiz Khalifa "Kush and Orange Juice"
Kid Cudi "Man On The Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager"
to name a few
being owned by somebody using a spongebob squarepants quote,

Can also be spelled Spowned, this was insisted upon by a toolbox.
"hey man, they told me my big fat nose wouldn't fit in, and then all I heard was the word "sponed" being yelled inside, any idea what that might mean?"
sponed by readbetweenthelines January 5, 2012