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wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).
Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
by Busnardo May 5, 2014
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Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"
- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"
by Sonis718 July 23, 2015
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Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .
"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "
by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015
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Grade 10 slayer

A grade 12 that is currently or has previously had a sexual relationship with a grade 10
"Dude you fucked her, aw man you're a grade 10 slayer
by Pk10 January 22, 2018
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year 11 slayer

an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .
girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it
by jemjemslayslay11 June 28, 2018
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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt
1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'
by dudebrodude69 December 17, 2018
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