suicide wank

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008

superwank

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

super senior year

The extra year(s) required to finish an undergraduate degree.

It sucked that I could not get all my coursework done in 4 years but I was able to get a minor during my super senior year.

by Sofa King Chicago April 25, 2006

Supercrapafuckarificexpialibullshit

A word to use when you face something so terrible, so horrific and so god-awfully bad that you go almost speechless. Thankfully, this word comes to help in just those situations just as "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is supposed to be uttered when you have nothing else to say.

Origins:

Parodying the popular Disney song "Supercalifragilistiexpialidocious", the Nostalgia Critic, also known as That Guy With The Glasses, resorted to this word in his review of the 1997 film "Batman and Robin", a film that arguably meets the previously mentioned requirements of hideousness.

Sing the word for a proper effect.

“It'sssss… Supercrapafuckarificexpialibullshit,
a film so bad the censors really ought to go and pull it,
sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with "bullshit,"
supercrapafuckarificexpialibullshit!
Here's a film so awful I'd rather have a guy
come circumcise me with an axe and poke me in the eye,
I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge,
and there's another million things that I would rather do!”
-The Nostalgia Critic

by Strangeler January 3, 2010

Summit Park

A house located in Cleveland Heights Ohio, owned by Ryan, Hunter, Paris, and Rick. They constantly threw parties on the weekends, and they were always a blast until the gang unfortunately got evicted in the summer or 2011. This was by no means an upperclass place. The beer table was usually knocked over at least once each party, and let's be honest, it was never officially cleaned up. Good luck finding food - the fridge was always stocked with beer, beer and more beer. Going to the bathroom alone was a fatal mistake, as the lock never worked & there was never any toilet paper. Girls had to watch their backs, since Paris tried to flirt with anything that had a vagina. But despite all that, Summit Park was one of the funnest & most entertaining parties in the area.

Guy 1: I'm bored, whatever shall we do on this pleasant friday night?

Guy 2: Summit Park is always throwing down! Let's chill there. BYOB. Just don't bring your girlfriend unless you're okay with Paris attempting to rape her

by That girl you want to love September 13, 2011

Substanize

Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.

2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.

by MrShasta June 6, 2013

Sudden Onset Autism

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.

Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

by burner90 May 14, 2018