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Smash

by Tsunxmi October 8, 2018
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Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)
Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*
by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018
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fart smash

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.
by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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Smash & Dash

When you get a hot girl and you wanna bang. So you get to know her for about 30 minutes and then you fuck, and gtfo of there.
"You wanna Smash & Dash?"
by anefyon July 5, 2016
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Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)
Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023
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Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.
Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!
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