Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady

That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!

by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014

reality shifting

a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..

friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”

by sshatrvb August 18, 2023

shaft guardians

basicly another way to say balls sometimes regards to the balls being tight and close to the shaft. I started this saying in Alton NH US in school cause i get lotsa rep for coming up with words/saying like this

hey get away from the shaft guardians bitch !!

by left shaft guardian February 8, 2008

Driving Shaft

A very sexual and raunchy term for a man's genital part.

"Oh yeah Harrison ram that driving shaft into me!!!"

by adtits877 May 28, 2009

Charlie Shaft

A underground mine shaft with a very low ceiling and usually wet, damp and dangerous. Oftentimes filled with high levels of methane gas.

I quit my job at the coal mines because they told me I had to work in that stinking Charlie shaft and I ain't risking my life for a few lousy bucks.

by Word Chaser September 10, 2009

Super sonic shaft

When the man has a bonner and there standing and he starts poking her with whith his shaft

I gave my girlfriend a Super sonic shaft

by Monkeysex1 June 1, 2009

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021