jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
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he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
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Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
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