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Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022
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Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-game

When a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.
Pre-game is when a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.

“Hey who’s place are we pre-gaming at guys?”

“We can do it at mine tonight, ”

“Alright I’ll be there in 10”

“Sorry guys can’t tonight go without me
by Mike Roch is for the boys June 10, 2022
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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Pre-Tee

Pre-territorials. Kinda like boomers, but for people who turned 18 before the end of the 20-week-war. Before the establishment of the Territories
"It's SoCo, Pre-Tee"
by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022
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pre lifer

proper noun-
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic
proper noun- "oh my god!! look at my pre lifer!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"
by prelifeologist February 18, 2022
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