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The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut December 11, 2011
mugGet the Dumb Girls with Smart Phonesmug.

one handed phone call

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.
by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009
mugGet the one handed phone callmug.

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.
"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"
by Uncle_Danny September 21, 2018
mugGet the PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)mug.

national phone sex day

April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.
by Music tha April 18, 2020
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One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
mugGet the One Legged Phone Balancemug.

blowing up my phone

Sending message after message for however long you want to stop
Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.
by zombiekitty_10 May 11, 2014
mugGet the blowing up my phonemug.

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!
Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!
by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009
mugGet the running into phone polemug.

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