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paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 3, 2024
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Paper Rape

Paper Rape is when your mom/dad signs a consent form for your field trip, educational enhancement, extracurricular participation, etc. without your actual consent
Dad: Son, I signed the consent form for the field trip
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!
by QueerLawyer February 16, 2021
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Paper mache

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.
look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.
by killen villain September 30, 2008
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