bend over batman

expression of frustration, the shaft, getting screwed

ex.1

stubbed your toe. . . .instead of using profanity, scream "bend over batman at the top of your lungs.

ex.2

person1: who took the last mountain dew

person1's roommate: bend over batman

by casekiller3D November 12, 2009

Spirits Over The Horizon

shitty scrapped kanye album that yzycord loves to dickride.

"You heard of Spirits Over The Horizon?" "Yeah that shitty scrapped kanye album that yzycord loves to dickride?"

by bfdfdgdrgtegrtre March 16, 2022

feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.

The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.

by spootyhead January 23, 2017

knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.

by L January 16, 2005

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by Walter Ego1 March 18, 2017

Over Ass Wiper

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion

Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...

by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008

Man Over Board

The shout given when, during a vigorous session of Love Making, the quilt is flung from the bed to the floor, one, or more of the partaking Love Makers are then compelled to shout "Man Over Board" and all sex is put on hold until the quilt is recovered and replaced over the combatants.

Karen-Man Over Board.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.

by Chris VG May 7, 2007