Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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Jerk Hole

A self dug hole in the ground where one would perform a jerk.
Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 02, 2023
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Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.
MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.
by SilverTheorist February 01, 2018
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jerk hole

a combination of jerk and a**hole
kim k is being a real jerk hole
by hdjbejrjr May 27, 2019
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Jerk Hole

A whole filled with Jerks and only Jerks
Geez, did you see that Jerk Hole down the street? What a bunch of Jerks.
by ScottyMrScottster February 01, 2018
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