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Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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Sunday morning effect

The phenomenon where feature films based on TV series / Netflix web series are perceived as higher quality than feature films that give birth to TV series / Netflix web series, especially among children and teenagers who have been conditioned by the high production values of Sunday morning cartoons being adapted into feature films.
Everyone thinks that movie adaptation of the web series is a masterpiece, but it's just the Sunday morning effect working well!
by Emotional Cruiser July 11, 2025
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morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day
Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun
by AngstySymbiosis May 12, 2018
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
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Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"
by Lechonk December 11, 2022
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