Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

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Matthew

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate

Yo look at Matthew!

by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018

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Matthew dente

A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad

Damn why is Matthew Dente here

by The real slang April 23, 2018

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matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017

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Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

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Matthew

Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be

cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...

matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself

by wifey 123 October 5, 2017

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