Lucas

The best person on earth and will never stop being funny can beat you up by a touch he is sweet nice caring and cute and best he has about 2000000 hoodies so girls come get your man and he will love you till the very end

Lucas: Hey beautiful
Me: What's your name
Lucas: My name is lucas
Me:well your mine now

by Kylee Mcdaniel November 3, 2019

Lucas

A person that fucks dogs while eating shit for breakfast. Complains how he is taller that everyone else and has a twin named Dakota

I saw a Lucas today

by Chuckers November 4, 2019

Lucas

the type of person who if you see you should run away immediately. He also has every STD but when you have sex with him you won't get any.

Girl-1 Hey look at that guy he's looks like a lucas
Girl-2 Yeah, we should go now

by impeach general tsu November 5, 2019

Lucas

If your name is Lucas then you are 87.56% likely to have a penis longer than 16 centimeters

Girl: Hey whats your name
Lucas: Lucas
Girls: Squirts on the spot

by 21 march niggas gay November 6, 2019

Luca

A dark haired bender, who usually lifts weights and wears a bright nicce bag, likes the saying “what a loser” or “lol”

“Imagine being as gay as Luca”

by LucaIsABenderLol November 6, 2019

Lucas’s birthday

Pure my birthday man

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019

lucas lamont

A fat mother fucked who makes the worst first impression imaginable, although is pretty smart does not put in the work what so ever and because of that reason under achieves in everything he does, hasn't one a single thing in his entire life and has spent his whole entire life eating and playing xbox, is really really ugly and is a disappointment to his family as he procrastinates in everything, even things he wants to do.

oh god i’m turning into a lucas lamont

by ohmymymymy November 7, 2019