life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."

by Dangerdansby May 5, 2014

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

Life and soul of the party

Someone who is very funny in social meetings

I hope Rick comes out with us tonight. He's such good fun, always the life and soul of the party

by fjcorreaa March 20, 2017

life (is) ruined

When someone deliberately tries to make your life miserable, feeling little or no remorse.

My life (is) ruined because she took my friends and spread rumors about me.

by I. R. Magnolia July 26, 2017

life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.

I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Life of Brad

Life of Brad is a series on Snapchat where Brad adds pictures to his story of himself in funny scenario. When the series first started it was about him searching for his Dad, but over time the series has changed to more of a slice of life comedy series. As of 22/03/18 there has been 1 season and the 2nd season is currently ongoing. He has had one guest star on his show so far with that being "Kermit The Frog" from "The Muppets". See his Snapchat "bradthomp13" to see Life of Brad for yourself.

Hey, did you see the latest episode of Life of Brad?

by LifeOfBradEnthusiastNumber1 May 14, 2018