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Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.
Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?
by A Mott April 24, 2025
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Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.
He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!
by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023
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Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
by lemon soup July 21, 2023
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Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history
Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito
by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018
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Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.
Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”
by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025
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gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.
by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023
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lemon

lemon
lemon
by keith0_0 December 29, 2022
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