When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
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I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.
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