July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

July 1st

National chest day in honour of Jo Linder aka joesthetics who left us too soon. Rest in paradise king ❤️ 🩹

Today is the July 1st and we are getting chest in the gym

by Smyth.Reece July 3, 2023

julie chacko

A beautiful and loving girl anyone would be lucky to meet her

I have My love ..my julie chacko .....and she'll always love me

by Joshua someone June 19, 2017

July 28

National Rex Oz Day

July 28 is fucking rex oz day

by Rex Oz July 28, 2022

July 11 2006

The day the most beautiful girl was born. This girl is the most wonderful person ever and makes me the happiest person in the world. She has the greatest personality and deserves the whole world because she is just the greatest and most perfect human. She also makes the greatest girlfriend ever. I love her with all my heart.

That girl Ella, born on July 11 2006, is literately my favorite person ever. She’s so beautiful and perfect.

by Trossard3Assists June 16, 2023