Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. by anonymous December 11, 2021
Get the Jerk offmug. A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
Get the Kirkl Jerkmug. Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
Get the jerking it crazy stylemug. On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures
by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020
Get the National Jerk daymug. by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024
Get the Herkin Jerkmug.