jacob

he is amazingly kind and handsome and for one has a giant dick. he can be mean sometimes but its okay youll get used to it

girl 1: did you see how handsome that jacob guy is
girl 2: girl thats mine back tf off

by ih3artnybff August 28, 2023

jacob carl

Baldieee

Baldiieew Jacob carl

by Jacob CARL cardona January 19, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked

Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?

by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022

jacob

Yo whats good mane

hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee

by yo mane May 29, 2019

Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle

I pulled a Jacob Doobie last night

by Doobie6 November 18, 2019

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020